Thursday, April 28, 2005

You Knew This Was Coming

Top Five Things Toads Say Before They Explode:
5. Hey, did anybody see that kid who was passing out Alka-Seltzer?
4. I don’t know, really. Just kind of a bloated feeling.
3. I think I saw a crow.
2. Look, everybody! Dig Dug!
1. I couldn’t eat another thing. I’m absolutely stuffed. Buggar off.

A new city ordinance in Hamburg has banned the sale of wafer-thin mints until further notice.

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